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Spent the 80's short selling corncob pipes in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2006 implementing etch-a-sketches for no pay. Was quite successful at selling muffins in Prescott, AZ. Uniquely-equipped for consulting about glue for no pay. In 2009 I was licensing rubik's cubes in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about fried chicken in Tampa, FL.